{"id":1393,"date":"2014-02-27T15:39:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T14:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.avenue-privee.com\/blog\/?p=1393"},"modified":"2015-04-03T23:14:13","modified_gmt":"2015-04-03T22:14:13","slug":"elle-manque-de-sexe-elle-appelle-les-secours-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.avenue-privee.com\/blog\/elle-manque-de-sexe-elle-appelle-les-secours-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Elle manque de sexe, elle appelle&#8230; les secours !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Si vous veniez \u00e0 manquer de sexe, vous appelleriez surement votre amant, votre ex, ou bien iriez-vous chercher votre meilleur vibromasseur ! Mais ce n&rsquo;est pas le cas de tout le monde ! Ce matin\u00a0M\u00e9tronews\u00a0nous rapporte l&rsquo;histoire loufoque mais vraie de Maria, une femme de 58 ans qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 interpell\u00e9e en Floride apr\u00e8s\u00a0<strong>avoir trop abus\u00e9 du num\u00e9ro des secours&#8230; et apr\u00e8s les avoir harcel\u00e9s sexuellement !<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">D\u00e9crite par ses voisins comme \u00ab\u00a0<em>pas dangereuse, mais ayant besoin d&rsquo;aide\u00a0<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0, elle est aussi connue pour son petit penchant pour la boisson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Vendredi vers 18h, Maria appelle le 911 pour d\u00e9clarer un cambriolage. La police vient pour constater l&rsquo;infraction, mais une fois sur place elle se rend compte que Maria n&rsquo;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 victime de cambriolage, mais constate qu&rsquo;elle est bien en \u00e9tat d&rsquo;\u00e9bri\u00e9t\u00e9 !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Tellement excit\u00e9e par cette nouvelle pr\u00e9sence masculine \u00e0 la maison, elle s&rsquo;adresse imm\u00e9diatement au policier, et lui dit\u00a0<strong>\u00ab\u00a0<em>je n&rsquo;ai pas \u00e9t\u00e9 p\u00e9n\u00e9tr\u00e9e depuis des ann\u00e9es\u00a0<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0<\/strong>. Le policier tente de contr\u00f4ler la situation, mais Maria n&rsquo;a qu&rsquo;une envie \u00ab\u00a0<em>le sexe\u00a0<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0, et ne compte pas laisser filer ce charmant policier qui pourrait\u00a0<strong>assouvir ses ardeurs<\/strong>\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Par tous les moyens, elle tente donc de le prendre \u00ab\u00a0en main\u00a0\u00bb, jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 aller\u00a0<strong>coller ses mains sur sa poitrine<\/strong>, le policier effray\u00e9 file imm\u00e9diatement ! Ce qui a mis Maria dans une\u00a0<strong>col\u00e8re folle<\/strong>\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">La malheureuse est all\u00e9e calmer ses ardeurs dans la prison du comt\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><em>\u00a0&#8212;&#8212;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><em><\/em><em>Source : Metronews \/\u00a0<\/em><em>\u00ab\u00a0Le fait divers du jour : en manque de sexe, elle appelle les secours\u00a0\u00bb le 26.02.2013<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si vous veniez \u00e0 manquer de sexe, vous appelleriez surement votre amant, votre ex, ou bien iriez-vous chercher votre meilleur vibromasseur ! Mais ce n&rsquo;est pas le cas de tout le monde ! Ce matin\u00a0M\u00e9tronews\u00a0nous rapporte l&rsquo;histoire loufoque mais vraie de Maria, une femme de 58 ans qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 interpell\u00e9e en Floride apr\u00e8s\u00a0avoir trop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2655,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[119,120,121],"offerexpiration":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualites-sexy","tag-actualite","tag-insolite","tag-sexe-insolite"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Elle manque de sexe, elle appelle... les secours ! &bull; Avenue-privee.com | Le blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"En manque de sexe elle appelle les secours ! Toute l&#039;actu sexe insolite ! 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